EpiPhaNy

"Macha..Please da ...you have already told this to me".
"oye..hold on...i knew it"
This happened because today i have boasted myself to every third person that i rode a powered two wheeler for the first time.
This all happened when we made our industrial trip to tube investments of india limited.well, I hope you haven't recognized this 60 year old company.BSA,HERCULES, COROMANDEL, CHOLAMANDALAM, might ring you.Well,these are subsidiaries of this industry.
With an employee strength of 32000 it caters around 16 different areas of market.The founder is Murugappa.
Recently this company has launched its "E"conomical scooter.Our tour to this company was focused on this new product.We arrived there at the hottest time of the day after a tiresome of 90 minute journey.We were well received by two people in BSA outfits.One from technical and other guy from marketing.
As expected the marketing guy started his speech" I am not going to market our product to you".Unexpectedly or rather surprisingly the technical manager interfered into this guy's speech a lot.To grab our attention, this marketing guy came up with altogether a new creative idea of showcasing about their brand ambassador.The 3 minute and odd video brought our lives back.All the credit goes to TAMANNAH.Of course,the video is a collection of hottest scenes from different movies .i still dont understand how come she grabbed our eyes with her cute smily expressions.
The next session was to visit their test centre which they proudly named as RESEARCH CENTRE.well,there wasnt any good research going on as far as i know.they have developed some testing tools and using which they validate a batch.The interesting thing was WATER INGRESS TEST.They check for the working of motor in a water reservoir.They do component level as well as complete vehcile testing.they have an assembly line of 20 mts.Just think about it!!
They are right now developing two kinds of vehicles depending upon their power requirements-250 watt and 500 watt.The interesting thing is 250 watt does not require any license issues.For the performance details i advice you to have look at their web page.
After their assembly they do a test ride.Luckily,we have got permission to take a test drive in their track.
Seriously, i havent rode any powered vehicle in my life till now.With a lot of desperation i moved my ass over the hot seat.Well the pillion driver just rolled the accelerator.In fact, i never thought
that diving is so easy.That was my first driving,poor fellow,my friend who sat at my back didnt know that i am driving for the first time.you should have seen his expressions when he came to know.with a lot of confidence i finished four rounds successfully.
Thanks a lot to TII for teaching me driving.

5o miNutEs

Here she enters the class
throws her wicked smile
and opens up her guide
even without a second delay.

why so confusing she teaches
one thousand times i tried
making me mad every moment
need a break forever

one sleeps to save himself
from her irritating voice
and awkward expressions
even then she wakes us up

sometime later she dictates
a problem which has no end
of course,solving is a horizon
none even know whether it ended

in an hours time
with watch We make love
staring at the bell a 100 times

got bored dying in every class
scrape goat is better than us
Atleast it dies only once

whether u r a geek or junkie
a doubt to her Never pose
she makes u a fool

P.S: she aint this type :)

dReAm hEr

Somewhere in my sleep
spinning me upside down
i see her in my dream
turning me round and round

if i wake up out of those dreams
like smoke she just disappears
in one moment in that late night
she hit straight at my heart

sick of getting up alone in bed
deep down below i feel empty
waiting for her to fill that space
i cant stop thinking about her

harvests my pain by her smile
filled my silent life with her voice
never met someone like her before
not a paradox,she is in my paradise

i have got so much to say
neither cant wait nor be away
i will start from today
till that auspicious day

i will be fine when she is on my side
i will shine when she is mine!!

IsTyLe

i saw my dark and rugged face in the mirror.i looked like a beast or a Hannibal dropped from the past.On top of it the uneven growth of uncombed hair,made it look terrible.Then i realized why combing is important in life.So,on this lazy Saturday it made me move my dumb ass to saloon.
Until yesterday i was proud about my evil style.But today, the look was somewhat peculiar and strange.The image in mirror asked me' is that u?'.I consoled my self that i landed in a right place
and things can improve.
There ,i met this skilled barber named 'billu'.He had a charming face and i was confused whether he had magic in his scissors or hand when he made a sound with the scissors and comb.He just asked me 'medium or short'.Just Like a programmed robot.His movements were quick, and finished the job in about 6 minutes.
I was totally scared to look my face in the mirror again.Atlast,with a lot of hope,i raised my head.That was the hair style i was dreaming about.It truly gave me a heroic look.I handed over the money with no questions asked.
Like the drunken horse,i was totally high with my new hairstyle.I reached my room and my neighbour told 'ur hairstyle looks like that of aroused rooster."i was totally psyched at that comment.I wanted to shout but couldnt.My throat dried off,could not even speak a word.It took me some time to settle down.
Then i understood the moral of the story, 'STYLE IS PERSONAL.NONE CAN MAKE IT BETTER OR WORSE."

P.S:The only good thing about my face is the shape of eyebrows.Seriously the curves looked almost symmetric.May be this is the feature that will turn her on.

PlaCemeAnT tAlK

A seminar was held after a tough time in placement office for the past three months.Lt. Col. Jaya kumar and dean student(s) Idichandy and AAS took over the dias for the evening.As expected CLT,the venue, was flooded.people didn't even care sitting on the floor to listen to them.
The sad thing this time the civil branch could not pla(y) cement with the companies.
Well, Col. with his stiff standing posture in perfect tone read some feedbacks given by companies.One of them being a GD was conducted among 8 people,out of which 7 made it as extempore and one didn't talk at all.Infact,the negatives are more.So,ended up in giving tips like
1.comb hair everyday
2. take a bath before going for an interview
3.read atleast half an hour a day.
jokes apart,these kind of suggestions are certainly needed for iitians.
With all best wishes,karnal handed over the mike to dean.
"i guess now all of you regret of not taking naval arch".dean delivered this proudly since 94% placed from his home department.Someone from the audience left a comment"luck by chance".The other departments were truly nowhere in the race.He made himself clear that "IIT never gauranteed 100% placements",which most of us had a misconception.On top of it, he adds that recision may still continue for few more quarters.This shook most of us from bottom.
His suggestions were peculiar
1. opt for higher studies
2.walk for halk an hour in the campus.
regarding the latter,he said"see the beautiful trees,colourful flowers...in the campus". he totally deviated from the topic,but bringing all his experience he some how related to this topic.walking everyday improves health and healthy body,brain works smarter.
he emphasized on having a quality of life and advised people to take jobs in PSU's instead of schlum dog.Lie is the meaning of satyam,clueless why he suddenly said this.
Something very obvious is most of the iitians lost their interest in core.many of them feel financial companies as their destiny.i personally feel that this attitude needs a change.

LiTe MaCha shOw

Sonu niigaam,a stage performer from the age of 3,was successful in making everyone from all ages to stand throughout his show.
There were Two other performers who took the stage before the celebrity has taken it.Well,they seriously sucked.When they were singing there were three other artists resembling Gandhi's Three monkeys."no music low decibels low response",only non-sense in the first hour of the show.truly,saarang teaser was far better.At one point of time the security people were used as cheerleaders for these two Stage performers.

The time is up for the main celebrity to take on the stage.At that time a pic of kind appears on the screen.It first occurred as if he was a lost child,but it striked that he is Sonu Niigaam,as usaually a bit late.Wishing Namasakara he welcomed all to the show.At the end of his first song he just got down the stage and wished two handicapped twins for coming to his show.

Although with two power cuts(never since 3 years was a case of power cut in OAT),he was successful in making the show from a popular nite to the memorable nite.The fun part of it,being when the singer was about to appreciate the show organizers,this incident happened.

"Alu,bendi,mulli,mattur panneer"was composed by him on spot.Infact he proved that lyrics aren't necessary to catch the audience.After some more long songs he tires off,removed his jacket,almost everyone was ready to jump and lift it off,including me,but the wind blew in a different direction.He made sure its safe and secure.

The artist on drum had his upper cricket ground as plain as his drum diaphragm,helped sonu to come with Indian version of one English song.Now,as a typical music director,he sang rest of the songs with almost the same tune or remix of it.

keeping apart the gay factor,agreed that Sonu is smart and handsome.Infact,in my vicinity i saw this lady.She was totally flat with his live show.Having a lot of problems with the acoustics from the start and power cuts he was able to grab the audience attention.
Kudos to Sonu!!

P.S: wait for updates!

shobana'M' shobana

Maya Ravan, an attempt made to narrate, The holy ethic 'Ramayanam' through dance. "chinnama chillakamma", "sasivadane" and few more songs along with rock and roll dance, seems although totally not relevant to ramayanam but were merged into the play in an awesome fashion. Shobana has put herself in around 5 characters. Almighty only would know how much she might have put fight to make such a priceless show.

Ravan role was played by Shobana. Her performance was just nothing less than perfect. Ravan, a demon emporer, whose characterization was god level. The start was a 2 minute performance by Shobana during titles. Well, it took us ample time to recognize this celebrity. Need to admit that she has grown sideways a little. Later, there were many people taking over the stage. At one point of time we thought there were serious changes in the story. But as time flew we realized that masala is added to make this good old story much more interesting.

A few dialogues "u old donkey","sita bhabhi","ram ji","you die" seemed awkward,nevertheless the show engaged us every moment.Shobana was on stage almost all the time mesmerizing the audience with her spectacular moves,in short a well composed balanced dance.not to mention about the stage decorations it was just perfect with those lights.Believe it or not,The audience were so immersed in the show that at the end Shobana herself said the performance ended.Finally Shobana's "Show"ghanam.

Sita, whoever she is,i became a fan of her in the first look.Of course Shobana did her best,my eyes were somehow stuck with this chick.Hope who all saw it will agree with this.By the way whoever hasn't seen,beleive it or not, she is everyone's dreamgirl.

P.S: In sanskrit Shobanam stands for very good!!